welcome to the website of pianist, vocalist, translator, writer, scabies survivor and gout awareness ambassador kyle mooney. this website serves as a database for the fruits of kyle’s labour: photos, articles, blog posts, audio recordings, footage from his latest gig or grieve a diva performance (kyle’s tribute to deceased female singers): you’ll find them all here, and then some. but more than serving as a virtual storage facility, this website seeks to do what so few have successfully done in the past: keep kyle mooney in one place. like carmen sandiego before him, kyle’s whereabouts have been notoriously difficult to determine. he’s lived at 17 addresses in six cities on two continents and travelled to 25 countries on five continents – a testament to his curious restlessness. he’s also earned two degrees in four subjects from four universities in two countries – a testament to his restless curiosity. tour guide, train stewart and telephone operator are just some of the titles he’s worn. he even tended bar in nice, france for a while, before his boss threw a bucket of beer froth at him. like that bucket, the realization that kyle was destined for greater things struck him squarely in the face (actually it was the lower-right calf), and a life full of music and writing became his glaringly obvious fate – a fate this website plays a pivotal role in sealing. so, welcome once again to the online home of kyle mooney, the internationally-renowned*, award-winning** artist who once made eye contact with mary j. blige, shook hands with lauryn hill, had a conversation with erykah badu***, and whom the New Yorker called ‘’2015’s artist to watch for”.**** please, enjoy your stay.
*someone from Tennessee once told kyle he sounds good
**kyle was awarded ‘best smile’ by his graduating class
***conversation took place on facebook with a user purporting to be erykah badu.
****this statement is completely, utterly and totally false.